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The top sign for an amazing summer is if the Banana Boat sun screen at Target goes on sale before the Copper Tone 45. This means that you will not have that horrible sun burn that occurs every year. The summer of 2017 will be very different for you. Instead of ridding the Ferris Wheel alone, that empty seat will be taken by a beach god. yes, this year, your sister will be the one left and abandoned to fight off the tiki bar’s single Dad’s  by her lonesome. the Tides will turn for you. Literally. Your adventurous self will revile itself during your family vacation to Myrtle Beach.  During a surf lesson, you will make a name for yourself and all of the surfer “bros” will make you their new obsession. Do not worry, the string to your bikini will not come untied this year! You will however, take a terrible tumble into the waves… this will lead to the life guard rescuing you and then asking you to Joe’s Crab shack. Do not get the shrimp! He is allergic.

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Summer Horoscope